randallascot:

yugichrist:

grevenz:

this is some stupid shit

What the fuck are 80 year old nerds so happy about

death

randallascot:

yugichrist:

grevenz:

this is some stupid shit

What the fuck are 80 year old nerds so happy about

death

(via lowwbloods)

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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(via shitdisturber9000)

baremidriffs3:

stop
butji:



Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

butji:

Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

(Source: christiannightmares, via lessfaiththanimplied)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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(via shitdisturber9000)

"Some love stories aren’t epic novels. Some are short stories, but that doesn’t make them any less filled with love."

— Carrie Bradshaw (via mikeingout)

(via vodkakilledtheteens)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via swablew)

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

(via our-little-infinityy)

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via metalcxre)